Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Divorce

Below you will find a piece called the ‘divorce agreement’ that has been circulating the internet. The red text is original. The blue comments were added by an individual who obviously suffers from the same affliction as President Obama; a delusion that his vision is that of main stream America. Although I wished to have used a white font to complete a red, white, and blue theme (patriotism drives the liberals nuts). I did not however wish to be labeled an unrefined, intolerant racist, which I can see coming a mile a way. There is also the fact that a white font on a white page would only feed the left’s belief that conservative views and voices should remain invisible and silent. So as they boldly proclaim, I will ‘go green’.



Divorce agreement:Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al:We have stuck together since the late 1950's, (You mean since Reich Winger Joe McCarthy screamed that everybody he didn’t like was a communist? Hey, that sounds familiar. And we'll ignore Nixon's Enemies List) (You shall be judged by your works. An eloquently delivered telepromted speech does not a leader make. If President Obama walks like a duck, no amount of ‘change we can believe in’ will magically transform him into an eagle) but the whole of this latest election process (You mean when the guy with the most votes won.) (Most likely the original reference has more to do with the slobbering love affair of the liberal media swooning over a ‘rock star’ than it does with ballots) has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right (Obama won. Most Americans voted for him and want him to succeed. Republicans are not just against Democrats; they are against democracy.) (This gaffe is very telling. Only the Democrats ‘want him to succeed’. Republicans would like to see our country succeed in spite of its current leader) so let's just end it on friendly terms. (So we can still be friends.) (Unlikely, as friends rarely make preparations to seize another friend’s private business under the guise of protecting the masses. Democrats will always believe the government must save the poor helpless people from their own ignorant-selves) We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way. Here is a model separation agreement:
Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass. (We tried that in the Civil War, but if you insist, we’ll take the Northern states and West Coast.) (Spoken as a true liberal. If we cut out the heart of the country the fringe elements become normal and much more palatable) That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes. We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. (Great. So we don’t have to redistribute our tax money while two thirds of all the corporations pay none.) (Distortion is a powerful thing among weak minds. The top ten percent of earners pay sixty-eight percent of federal income taxes. Do your research.) You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. (OK. We’ll take justice and civil liberties for the common folk.) (I believe he meant to say, take justice and civil liberties from the common folk. As where the California 9th Circuit Court of Appeals believes the ‘wisdom’ of a few justices overrides the will of the common folk. Don’t get me started on the ACLU, who happens to support N.A.M.B.L.A. If you don’t know what it is Google it) Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military. (And we’ll arm those who swear to protect and defend the Constitution.) (I serious doubt anyone believe they qualify as supporters of the Constitution, but Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid fumbling to load a weapon; I’d pay to see that unfold) You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell (You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them). (Now if you can’t be nice, you shouldn’t sit at the adults’ table.) (If the adult table includes Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O’Donnell I’m outta here. While they exploit the free market all the way to the bank their hypocrisy whines loudly into my deaf ear. We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street. (What you mean is corporatism, where these companies help write the Republicans’ laws to help themselves to more of the people’s money. And I bet this won’t be the only time you side with greed.) (Much like how Nancy Pelosi has loaded the stimulus bill with obvious attempts, not to stimulate economical growth, but to cram the liberal agenda down our throats) You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys, hippies and illegal aliens. (You mean those people made homeless by Republican corporations that moved their jobs overseas? And you mean the aliens illegally hired by some of those same Republican corporations?) (If memory serves, it was President Clinton pushing NAFTA, opening the floodgates of cheap labor. Be mindful of how you address the ‘undocumented workers’, because as soon an Amnesty bills passes they will be a ‘must have’ for the Democratic Party of the future. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks. (Greedy Wall Street CEO’s are your kind of people. Smart rednecks know those CEO’s are Republicans.) (Why must we keep using Republicans in place of CEO’s and business owners. Are there no Democratic CEO’s and do the Republicans have a lock on small businesses?) We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood. (As long as you take Jerry Falwell, Jim Baker, Pat Robertson, Ted Haggard, and Fox “News” with you.) (I’ll take these and raise you one; Nancy Pelosi, Barbara Boxer, Harry Reid, Ted Kennedy, Move-on, and the infamous George Soros. Now there’s a hypocritical piece-of-work as he stashes his never-ending pile of cash overseas).You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. (You were threatened by Iraq?) (Countries aiding and feeding the intolerance of radical Islam threatens us all. Put down you peace sign long enough to realize they would love nothing more than to lop of your head simply because you are an infidel) You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. (And everyone else with a conscience?) (Conscience is not the first thing that comes to mind as protestors spat upon our soldiers when they returned from Vietnam?) When our allies or our way of life are under assault, (Our way of life includes the Fourth Amendment, which was assaulted way more by Bush than the terrorists.) (I can only assume we are talking about the Patriot Act. Is murder always mutually exclusive with assault…..nearly 3,000 men, women, and children needlessly lost their lives on 9-11. Last I checked wire-tapping suspected criminals hasn’t killed anyone.) we'll help provide them security.We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values. (And we’ll keep the Bill of Rights, democracy, tolerance, and equality.) (And maybe someday you can sit down for a cup of tea with the terrorists, showing them the Bill of Rights, and discuss how things used to be) You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U. N. but we will no longer be paying the bill. (Speaking of paying the bill, there will be no more red state socialism to bail your asses out. Let me explain so you understand. Most Republican states, those states that voted for Bush, receive more federal money than they pay in taxes.) (Explain so I can understand. You, Sir, are dangerously close to being removed from the adult table)
We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find. (Ya’ll better leave those Northern state union-made vehicles with us, and keep your Southern state non-union Asian type cars.) (Probably not the best choice as Obama now wields the power to oust a CEO of a company he intends to take control of) You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors. (You’ll have all the jobless families bankrupted by health care costs.) We'll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right. (So you believe in profit over people. Which is why we say health care is integral to the right to life, liberty and pursuit of happiness.) (Total equality can never exist and the destination is not guaranteed, only the freedom to pursue. These are not new concepts. While it makes for a wonderful story book, show me one place socialized medicine can be called a success. If our politicians will agree to be covered under the same plan as you and I, I’ll take a look)
We'll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and the National Anthem. I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute Imagine, I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing, Kum Ba Ya or We Are the World. (We’ll also keep all the music ever recorded by drug users and drunks. That includes Hank Williams, Elvis, and Johnny Cash. And you can dance to military march music at your party rallies.) (I’m O.K. with drug users and drunks making music. It beats filling your cabinet with tax cheats. Hey, I got a great idea, let’s put those who can’t/won’t reconcile their own finances in charge of an entire country’s troubled financial system) We'll practice trickle down economics and you can give trickle up poverty your best shot. (Where have you been the last three decades? The rich got trickled up tax cuts, while the middle class has been trickling down the drain.) (Define rich for me. Did you receive a check in the mail during the Bush administration or did you burn it in protest?) Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag. (You seem to have trouble remembering the last 8 years. History comes in books, documentaries and even movies. Remember, you don’t like that stuff. And Palin couldn’t remember any Supreme Court Case she disagreed with other than Roe v Wade. There’s Limbaugh’s anointed leader for you.) (Outright lies and fabrications also come in the form of books, documentaries, and movies. Didn’t your momma warn you not to believe everything you read and only half of what you see?)Would you agree to this? (As revised.) (As re-revised) If so, please pass it along to other like minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you ANWAR which one of us will need whose help in 15 years. (Oh, right, just like Wall Street needs us to bail them out.) (Perhaps Barney Frank (D) and Chris Dodd (D) can speak to their involvement in the banking failures, for that matter let’s throw in A.C.O.R.N, Obama’s pet project as a community organizer. I’m certain none of them demanded homes for those that could not afford them, in equality’s name of course. It’s called living within your means. You Dem’s should try it sometime, but Mr. Conservative, “It’s much easier to live within someone else’s means.”

Sincerely,
John J. Wall, Law Student and an American

P. S. Also, please take Barbara Streisand & Jane Fonda with you. (You must be a very OLD law student to remember Babs and Jane.) (By your own admission history comes in books. Actually, I’m sure Hanoi Jane espousing her rhetoric on foreign soil has been scrubbed from our History books by the p.c. police…, but nonetheless, slightly unflattering behavior don’t you think?)

9 comments:

Jo A. T.B. said...

I can surely agree with a lot of what you say! My take is our country becoming communist, everything is taken over by the government, including big business. Don't even get me started on the sin tax stuff, a post of mine forthcoming!
The green thing a howl! Sick em Dan!

cordieb said...

You know those tagged liberalist and those tagged conservatists will never agree on everything. . . just as most individuals never agree on everything anyway. I suppose a lot of our views are based on our experiences and what we've been fed. If we for once could imagine our slate wiped clean, free of past experiences which have already been ingrained, unfortunately, into our beings...perhaps we could really come up with sollutions that work. The dogma of the liberalist and the conservative only stunts real solutions or growth. . . Someone has to be able to think beyond what's already been thought for real break throughs to emerge. In the end, it won't really mean a hill of beans...if we continue on the same paths of dogmatism and idealism. But most of us won't realize it until it's too late.

Peace, Light and Love. . . C.

Dan said...

Cordie, as always you are a thinker and I appreciate that. I am convinced our views are only a reflection of our experiences. Liberal and conservative are only convenient slots to place us. As you suggest, we cannot separate ourselves from experience. To do so would void all that we are and are not. We only gather more data by experiencing new things.
Yet even without labels there is still a great chasm of difference on substantive issues and core beliefs, and middle-ground seems difficult to come by. I still firmly believe allowing the government further involvement in our lives is in inviting a painful experience. Kind of like asking the devil into your living room….can’t see anything good coming of it.

cordieb said...

@Dan. Seldom do I comment more than once on a post. . .and even less do I respond to political-type posts. . . but I must say, although I'm sure to be considered more liberal than most; but not in the context of government involvement, I see nothing good in the government's involvement in private citizen's and corporate affairs. I feel we all need to learn to be responsible for our own choices, no matter how dire. And when we need help to get out of the mut, it should come from those who really care, not the government. Besides, paying $6.00 for a pack of cigs is beginning to put a real crunch in my sin budget these days :) .

PLL, C.

Jo Janoski said...

Well done, Dan! I love the way you reasoned out your font choice. Has that liberal been banned from the adult table yet? His remarks are so cliche'ed, he's ruining my dinner.

terrymcdermott said...

Great write! I have decided we have two types of Americans. One that follows human leaders blindly. This applies to both Democrats and Republicans. And we have those who still believe in the Consitution. Our Founding Fathers belonged to the latter. So do I.

Anonymous said...

I have a wide libertarian streak, but health care is definitely the exception. That’s why EVERY other civilized nation makes sure all its citizens have health coverage, be it government sponsored (e.g. England) or via not-for-profit private businesses (e.g., Japan), for half the money we spend. And that’s why the US health care system is no longer the best in the world, despite what all of us like to think. We rank 53rd worldwide in infant mortality, behind Cuba, Slovenia and Korea; and now rank 45th in life expectancy, behind all of Europe and most of Asia. Worst of all, this is the only country where one can go bankrupt because of medical expenses. Just think about what position you’d be in if your adult son, just out of college, no job yet but no longer under your insurance, gets diagnosed with leukemia or falls off a ladder. There goes your retirement savings, plus likely your house. I see this every day as a nurse, and have for my 25 years in the hospital. People really do have strokes because they couldn’t afford their blood pressure medicine (pill or food- you choose!), and its heartbreaking to see. Not to mention that companies having to cover employee health costs puts them in an uncompetitive position, and the lack of affordable individual coverage inhibits many would-be entrepreneurs from starting new businesses which in turn would create new jobs. The government can stay out of most of my business, but we’ve got to find a way to get people quality health care, and stop putting that money into the pockets of the for-profit hospital and insurance companies and their greedy CEOs!

Sue, RN from Indiana

Nan J said...

Green? GREEEN??? Gasp. You.... you... you... Anti-Martianist, you!!

:)

Thought provoking write, Dan.

What cordieb said, that speaks to my frame of mind.

I'm tired of dogma and ideologism (is that a word?). "My dogma ate my karma", you know?

Scott Clawson said...

I enjoyed this one Dan. I've said it before, if the liberals would just sit back and read what they are saying and look at what they are doing, anybody with a shred of intelligence and morale decency would notice how detrimental it is to our country and way of life.

Until then, I have tacked the good ship USS Conserative around and have gained the weather advantage, opened all gun ports, primed cannons and locked fwd, awaiting signal to give a broadside to the socialists agenda now taking shape in America. ;-)